Secret Library's Newest Game: Hot Mess

I was given a great honor when I got to give the latest game from Secret Library a test run. Sure it was an early version of the game, but it was awesome to get to see many like myself given the chance to test drive the game. So here's basically the premise of the game, and just for those who might not know all the rules and regulations of Apple, as the game stands now it won't be featured on the AppStore, you will play the part as a malfunctioning fire extinguishing robot who unfortunately mistakes burning passion of couples as fire. It is your job to extinguish that ever glowing ember that is love and knock these couples down to earth.
Currently the game contains eight levels, and the emphasis of the game is to try to complete the levels as fast as you can. There are some hazards that will definitely slow your time down, but if you can master the controls and the lay of the level you might be able to find yourself victorious. So lets talk about some of the obstacles you will face. You'll of course be hindered by walls and what they are curently calling Bouncer robots who will not only stop you dead in your tracks, but will also drain some of your liquid capacity. Now I'm sure you're wondering since there is a "capacity" how does one refill your tank? Well I'm glad that you asked, you can basically refill in any watering hole in the level, that means toilets, sinks, tubs, and pool areas. Personally I wouldn't think too much about what you're spraying on the couples, but lets just say it will truly cool them off.
Now here's the interesting twist, when you successfully calm couples you become super charged and you will now fly around the level disintegrating walls, and bouncers. The problem, or challenge I should say is that you're going to have to control this runaway robot with some masterful skill, if you're not careful you'll shoot right off the level and you'll have to play the whole level over again. Speaking of controlling your robot, you're going to be utilizing the left half and right half of the screen. When you hold down your finger on one side it rotates in a clockwise fashion, and it will go counter-clockwise on the other side. You're basically trying to aim the robot as it goes around the level. When you press both sides at the same time you start spewing forth your calming serum.
I'm have to say that I enjoy the game once I got a handle on the controls, and I'm very interested to see where this game is going to go, and if they plan on keeping the more adult themed story, or if they are going to spew their own calming juice on it and make it more presentable for the AppStore.



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